//Off to bed, goodnight loves. Be back tomorrow night.
Like I said, I would never lie to you. True asshole? Dude, do you not remember how we met? I knew you were asshole back then and you still are but now you’re a little nicer than last year in the asshole scale.
Touche. I swear that girl lives in a constant state of being pissed. That’s great, Eli. So they saw the play and loved it? What else is new? That was bound to happen ;) I don’t think he will. If he didn’t suspend for you mooning the whole school, I don’t think he’ll ruin your chances at getting into your dream school. And if he does? We’ll just have to kick his ass in return.
I think we were meant to be best friends, dude. And as for Clare - I’m sure we’re both used to her by now, the fact that you and I are so close now just gets under her skin. What she thinks is none of my concern anymore, I doubt we’re ever getting back together.
Don’t flatter me ;) There aren’t any guarantees, and now that I think about it - they’ll probably come across my ass on the Internet and deny me. It’s not Simpson’s fault, I feel bad for the guy - he saw way more than my ass.
That fast, Elijah? ;) Ha, you’re welcome, dude. Whatever you need, you know where to find me. No offense but you look like one all the time :P
Knowing her, she must’ve been pissed off. Guess that’s why she was all bitchy at home. We normally have our nice sibling squabble but she was out for blood when she saw me. That’s good news. How did the interview go? You never told me.
See, now that’s how I know you’re a true friend.. brutal honesty. I fear that someone taped naked me running through the halls, and then you’ll know I’m a true asshole.
She was pretty pissed, nothing out of the ordinary. It went really well, actually.. I didn’t think it was until she noticed that I handed her footage from Romeo and Jules - I think it sealed the deal. I just hope Simpson didn’t notify them of my incident.

You know that whenever you need that escape, you can come to me. Though that was the point of guys night. I’m glad you’re fine now. I don’t think you did. I mean after the crowd surfing, Mo and I spent a good 10 minutes looking for you and then we spent the night with you, partying.
How nice of her to return your shirt? Wait, didn’t you have your NYU interview that day? Please tell me that happened after the interview. Good boy ;)
There’s a lot I can do in ten minutes ;) But thank you for taking care of me, dude. I probably looked like an idiot.
This all happened in front of Clare, so just imagine how she reacted. And yes, all of this was after my interview. I would’ve completely screwed any chance I had if I was high.
I always knew you were fucking obsessed with Batman and that could’ve been further proof of it. Is that why you asked me for weed at the party? I asked you if were okay and you said yes. I did it once before I moved out here so I know how you felt but the dehydration I felt afterwards was insane. Yeah after the crowd surfing, Mo and I spent a good part the night with you so I think you’re safe.
Good ;) You do? Are you thinking what I think you’re thinking?
Yeah, I’ve just had so much shit on my mind since everything happened, I needed some escape. I’m fine now.. That’s good to hear, I just hope I don’t find out I did anything stupid that night.
The girl that gave them to me originally handed me my shirt covered in paint the next day, a bag hidden inside with a note attached. I would think of sharing them to no one other than you. ;)
And where the fuck was I when this shit was happening? I always miss the good shit. Clare and Alli? Wow, that’s must’ve been so much fun for them. Wait, is that why Clare was acting weird the other day? It’s her fault because? I mean yeah she gave you the pills but she didn’t really force you to take them right? Rewind, you may have what? As in sex?
Yeah, well make sure you do it because I need your ass here for what’s left of school. You can’t just leave me, Goldsworthy. That would be incredibly mean of you to do.
I have no idea, dude. I doubt you wanted to see my naked ass running down the hallway with a towel as a cape pretending I was Batman. And I guess it’s not her fault.. I just needed to get my mind off shit, and she offered it. I have no clue what happened, I remember her touching me and that’s about it. I was high as the fucking clouds and I can’t remember what happened after the crowd-surfing incident.
I know you need me, I won’t be leaving. ;) I do have a few of those pills left..

Oh.. well, don’t think I want to work with you either!
It doesn’t matter what either of us think, we’re stuck together.
